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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:18
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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